The Tale of Two Trees is a meandering wonder of waffle by Two Trees remembering Tales of when they were saplings. These high tales of adventures set within the wild woods which are drawn from faerie stories and legends, full of heroes, villains, trolls and creatures yet to be seen amongst men, are told by two of the empathic green guardians (standing at approx. 9-12ft tall) as they wander around the site allowing all that would listen to eavesdrop on their tree talk.

This infamous pair has been spotted growing taller from year to year.

N.B: 100% natural costume means that these authentic trees hibernate during winter and can therefore only appear in full foliage in summer months.
These highly esteemed, deciduous ‘ent’ertainers are available between spring and autumn for booking at events, fairs, festivals and green settings.

The Two Trees have been performing at UK festivals since 2006.


Probably the best Tall Pirates you will ever see me hearties!

Ahoy there ya’ bunch o’scurvy scallywags! Thought we might send you a shot across the bow ta’ see if you be requesting the long legged piratical duo of Captain Snarling Sadie & Slack Gallows from the many gunned ship ‘TRIBE OF MOG’ as land crew ta’ stir up a shenanigans & heart felt good humoured mis-doings amongst the gathered rabble of guttersnipes, toe rags, buccaneers & salty dregs who’ll be descending like a dose of pox on the good folk of the world.
So we look forward to seeing ya’ raised standard in our spyglass.

The Tall Pirates have sailed the seven seas each year to regale and swashbuckle at a charity event locally and have marauded at various record-breaking attempts.

Perfect for street side entertainment and at shows/events or pirate themed parties.

Previous clients include Rowcroft, Brixham Buccaneers, and Southwest Lakes Trust.

Stiltwalkers also available for themed events including Steampunk, 80’s, Wild West, Carnival, promotion.